Sunday, August 9, 2009

One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night

Ladies and gentlemen
I stand before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something that I know absolutely nothing about.
This Thursday which is Good Friday,
We're having a mothers day picnic for fathers only.
Admission is free pay at the door,
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Pulled their swords and shot each other,
The deaf policeman heard the noise
And shot again the twice dead boys,
If you don't believe this lie is true at all
Ask the blind man he saw it all
Through the wooden brick wall.

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