1991 Baby

You're a 90s kid if...

You remember watching:

-Kenan and Kel (Oh my god! Orange Soda! I was addicted to that shit for years because of this show!)

-Doug (Hehe! It was so funny.)

-Ren & Stimpy (Didn't really like it. Not my style of humor.)

-Pinky and the Brain (What are we going to do tonight Brain? - The same thing we do every night Pinky...try and take over the world! ---Wicked show!---)

-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! (So wicked awesome!)

-Rockos Modern Life (Rockos best friend was the weirdest and most awesomeest dude ever!)

-Animaniacs (Never watched.)

-Gargoyles (Skipped this too.)

-Tom and Jerry [when they didnt talk] (Funny but quiet...)

-Hey Arnold (Oh god, that one chick in the pink was a bitch, but I loved her!)

-Out of the Box (This was a great show and gave me a lot of ideas.)

-Bear in the Big Blue House (Hehe...Bear...Moon...)

Youve ever ended a sentence with the word PSYCHE! (Never...PSYCHE!)

You just cant resist finishing this . . . In west Philadelphia born and raised... (On a playground where he spent most of his days.....)

You remember:

-Step by Step (Not...)

-Family Matters (My...)

-Dinosaurs (Style.......)

-Boy Meets World (Everything I learned in life, I learned from Mr. Feeny!)

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (Yes, I really do...Oh the wonderful days...)

When everything was settled by:

-rock paper scissors or (Rock beats all bitch!)

-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or (How many wishes do you wish?)

-miss mary mack (Miss Mary What The Fuckkk)

When kick ball was something you did everyday!! (When I lived in Savanna in the trailer park, all us kids would gather after dinner and play. I loved it. We would also have a kicking contest.)

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. (I never did this but I did listen to the radio all day.)

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. (Of course I do. And I was promptly addicted.)

You always wanted to send in a tape to Americas Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. (Very true.)

You remember watching:

-The Magic School Bus (I learned so much from this show, like all about science.)

-Wishbone (Hehe awesome show about reading!)

-Reading Rainbow (Didn't really watch it much but knew of it.)

-Ghostwriter on PBS (I LOVE THIS SHOW! I wish I could find re-runs.)

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (I sucked with Yo-Yos...Still do.)

And you played with Silly Puddy and Sticky Tac that you stole from the teachers walls. (Mwahahhaha. I had a small collection of Sticky Tac...My teachers never had enough because of kids like me...)

You remember those Wheres Waldo books. (Hide and seek state champion for the win!)

Those awsome buzz lightyear shoes that light up. (I'm...a...GIRL!)

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum (Queen of the Warheads. I loved sour.)

You remember watching:

-The 1st Batman (Skipped it...Well until I was like 16.)

-Aladdin (I wanted to be Princess Jasmine.)

-Ninja Turtles (Did you know they were all named after famous artists?)

-Ghost Busters (Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!)

You remember Ring Pops!!! (I remember when this little boy proposed to me with a ring pop. So sweet.)

If you remember when every thing was da BOMB! (Damn dawg, thats da bomb!)

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players (I was team CD Player but boom boxes make me nastalgic.)

You played and/or collected Pogs (Of course I did.)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went (I collected Tamagotchis and Giga Pets. They all died eventually.)

You watched the original cartoons of

-Rugrats (Chuckie! I wanted to marry him when I was like 3.)

-Wild Thornberrys (First love of animals.)

-Power Rangers (Fuck you all...I only watched because Brain made me...)

-Rocket Power. (Auto, Reggie, and the gang rocked.)

All your school supplies were Lisa Frank brand (I wasn't into Lisa Frank.)

If you collected those:

-Beanie Babies (A few here and there but nothing huge.)

-Yu Gi Oh and Pokemon cards (Yu Gi Oh cards and Pokemon cards were banned from my school...It seriously got that bad.)

-Coins with the states on them (Hell yeah!)

-Carebears (Don't judge me...I was like 6...)

-Silver dollars, which were cool to have (Ahh...I spent the money before I could save it.)

-Everyone watched the WB (I did. And I loved it.)

If you even know what an original walkman is...(Sure I do. Had one too.)

You know the Macarena by heart (We actually had to learn this in music and gym.)

Talk to the hand. . .enough said. (Talk to it baby!)

You went to McDonalds to play in the play place (BALL PIT!)

.....Before the MySpace frenzy.....

Before the Internet & text messaging ......

Before Sidekicks & iPods .

Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360

Before Spongebob .....

When light up sneakers were cool and you had spiral spring shoelaces (What can I say, it was easier than tieing them.)

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs (Up until 2 years ago, I still did.)

When gas was $1. (Oh those good old days, how I miss thee :'(...)

When we recorded stuff on VCR (Ahh yes, like Hocus Pocus!)

You had slap bracelets! (Bitch those fucking things hurtttttttt!)

You Actually played outside until it was dark! (I miss those days. Sometimes, we would stay out until the moon was in the middle of the sky...)

Way back-Before we realized all this would eventually disappear... (And it's never coming back...)

When I was 3 years old, sitting on my daddy's knee,
he said I could be anything you want to be.
I want to be everything.
One day, I will be.
A teacher, a psychiatrist, a writer,
So many options.
What will YOU choose?